Spotted on the DOME lawn… loyalty, lust, and a whole lot of hazing. Let’s break it down.
Hey Frat Rats,Your favorite anonymous insider is back—and this week, the tea is steeped extra strong in testosterone, tradition, and trouble. Welcome to the latest mess at Delta Omega Mu Epsilon, better known to the rest of campus as DOME. And let’s just say: the house may be pristine, but the secrets behind those Greek letters? Filthy.
Brody Montgomery (aka Mr. President)
Brody isn’t just the face of DOME—he’s its brand. Sculpted, serious, and never seen without perfect posture (and probably a protein shake), Brody runs the frat like it’s the White House. He’s got the charm of a politician and the stare of a drill sergeant. But rumor has it that behind that starched smile, Brody’s growing impatient with the chaos below him. Is he losing his grip, or just biding his time for a power play? One thing’s for sure: he expects total obedience. Cross him, and you’re out—socially and spiritually.
Bennett Sutherland (your new Pledge Daddy)
When Brody picked Bennett to lead the pledge class, it wasn’t just for his biceps or his bone structure (though, let’s be honest, both helped). Bennett is a legacy with a mean streak and a clipboard. His task? Break the newbies. His problem? Two pledges who don’t play by the rules. But sources say Bennett might be getting a little too invested in Cooper and Reed’s “development.” Is it mentorship—or manipulation? And how far is Bennett willing to go to keep control? (Spoiler: far enough to raise eyebrows in the back hallway of the DOME rec room.)
James Fox (former Pledge Daddy, forever gossip magnet)
Ah, James. The smooth-talking alumnus of humiliation and hot tub confessionals. Now a glorified assistant to the President (which, tbh, sounds fake), James is supposed to help Bennett “shape the boys.” But what is he whispering during those late-night rooftop talks with Brody? And more importantly: why was he seen leaving Reed’s room at 3am? It’s giving mentor, but it’s also giving mess.
Cooper Pentz (the rebel with abs)
Cooper walks into DOME with a smirk and zero fear. He’s cute, cocky, and very not here to play the “yes, sir” game. Which, of course, makes him catnip for Bennett’s control issues. Will Cooper bend to the Brotherhood—or break it from the inside? My money’s on him doing both, shirtless.
Reed Blackwell (the dark horse)
He may not talk much, but Reed has presence. The kind that makes people stop mid-shotgun to wonder who just walked in. But watch closely: he’s got a past he’s not spilling, and it might be more interesting than his hazing diary. Bennett’s got his eye on him, James is giving him special attention, and Brody? Let’s just say he’s watching from above. Is Reed a rising star—or a ticking time bomb?
With secrets stacking like red Solo cups at a tailgate, the only thing we know for sure is that nothing at DOME is ever what it seems. Pledging isn’t just painful—it’s political. And power in this house isn’t earned. It’s taken.
Until next time,
I’ll be watching.