Just For Fun: Holiday Gifts We’d Give Our Exclusives

It’s that time of year again—when we spread holiday cheer with gifts that match personalities as much as they do performances. Here’s the perfect lineup of cheeky presents for ASGmax Exclusives.


Jayden Marcos – An Academy Award
It should be no surprise that this acting dynamo gets the gift of gold! Not just for his stellar acting chops in his latest scenes (so authentic it’s almost unfair), but because let’s face it—Jayden’s moves are Oscar-worthy. Don’t forget the little people when you hit it big, Jayden.


Ryder Owens – Potted Plants
Our green-thumbed favorite deserves an arsenal of leafy companions. Ryder’s “Plant Daddy” energy already grows on us; now he’ll have some potted plants to grow on him too. Oh, the stories those succulents will have from the corner of his living room!


Andrew Delta – Coal
Yes, Andrew, coal. Why? Because this year we want you to embrace the bad boy life! You’ve been such a sweetheart, but maybe it’s time to mix it up. We’d love to see a little naughty streak—don’t worry, Santa doesn’t always need to know.


Justin Matthews – A Planner
We love seeing you in action, Justin, but can we pencil you in for more shoots next year? A brand-new planner should help you carve out time for ASGmax. Trust us, your fans are more than ready to see you pop up on our schedules.


Trevor Harris – Captain America Costume
With that jawline and those cheekbones, Trevor is already America’s sexiest hero. Add the Captain America shield and a snug costume, and voilà—you’re ready to save the day (our days, to be honest).


Nico Coopa – Spa Day
Even a legend needs downtime, and Nico, you’ve more than earned it after banging like a bunny this year. A full day of pampering—massages, facials, and maybe a steamy sauna—sounds like the perfect way to recharge before you inevitably find more fellas to fuck.


Carter Woods – Assless Chaps
Carter, nothing says cowboy quite like assless chaps paired with your iconic Breaking Frontiers hat. Saddle up and let the world see why you’re the most wanted outlaw in town. Yeehaw, baby.


Andrew Miller – GenderX Subscription
The holidays are about giving, and what better gift for Andrew than a GenderX subscription? We know he’d love to dive into content that celebrates all things fluid and fantastic.


Kam Stone – AAA Membership
Kam’s “collab tours” should never be interrupted by a flat tire. That’s where AAA comes in—to make sure he’s always on the road to his next adventure. And hey, if he ends up needing a tow, here’s hoping for a hot driver with a huge wrench.


Blain O’Connor – Butt Plug
Blain, you’re a bottoming force of nature, so let’s get you a gift that truly suits your skills. A shiny new plug will remind everyone why you’re the reigning bottom monster . Wear it with pride—we’ll all be grateful.


Kyle Wyncrest – Eminem’s Phone Number
Kyle, we know you’ve got rap skills, and we’d love to see you crush it with a mentor like Eminem. Imagine trading verses with the real Slim Shady. So Merry Christmas, Kyle. We “Stan” you.


There you have it—a little holiday spice for everyone’s wish list. Naughty or nice, these stars are guaranteed to shine bright on ASGmax in the new year!

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5 days ago

Great list of exclusive. Top notch. But where is Masyn. He’s been noticeably absent. Pls bring him back.